{"id":1,"date":"2016-04-23T15:28:30","date_gmt":"2016-04-23T14:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gobluetoo.com\/?p=1"},"modified":"2016-04-23T16:53:55","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T15:53:55","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gobluetoo.com\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Belligerent and numerous"},"content":{"rendered":"

This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.<\/p>\n

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. No, of course not.<\/strong> It was\u2026 uh\u2026 porno.<\/em> Yeah, that’s it.<\/p>\n

Pansy.<\/h2>\n

You know, I was God once. We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.<\/p>\n

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  1. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!<\/li>\n
  2. That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.<\/li>\n
  3. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.<\/h3>\n

    For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! File not found.<\/p>\n

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    • I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.<\/li>\n
    • Moving along\u2026<\/li>\n
    • You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      Can I use the gun? Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.<\/p>\n

      Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.<\/p>\n

      And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We’re also Santa Claus! Do a flip! And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!<\/p>\n

      I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I’m a thing.<\/p>\n

      Leela’s gonna kill me. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very\u2026 Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!<\/p>\n

      Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I had more, but you go ahead. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! A sexy mistake. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.<\/p>\n

      Then we’ll go with that data file! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. She also liked to shut up!<\/p>\n

      Bender, we’re trying our best. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. She also liked to shut up! Fatal.<\/p>\n

      What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Guess again. I just told you! You’ve killed me!<\/p>\n

      Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.<\/p>\n

      OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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